I’m angrier now than I was in the sixties.

I’m quite sure Russian Jews want to go to an Arab nation.

We are fighting inflation by wearing buttons!

Excuse me, life is cold and then you die.

The only time you turn the tape off is when you’re about to commit a crime.

Remarkably, impoundment has nothing to do with kittens.

They said I was a weapon in the hands of the Viet Cong because I’m so ugly.

I was a Christmas bride.

We don’t allow thunder and lightning in my neighborhood.

He was killed by a man whose family has no imagination.

Just say “we win” and go home.

He goes from knifing white folk to cutting up animal meat for his recipes.

Happy pregnancy to you!

If you wanna get your legislative program through Congress, just die.

There is good wife material in home ec.